DO NOT
EJECT.

Actually, you probably should.

The longer you wait, the bigger your score.
Pull out before it all goes to hell.

YOUR PERSONAL BESTA clean record.Let’s ruin that.
A VERY BAD IDEA™
Cartoon beige computer tower
please be gentle.
WARRANTY
EXPIRED
yes, you can actually pull it out
extremely_important_files
REMOVABLE DISK (E:)

Feeling
lucky, punk?

One USB. One terrible decision.

financial_freedom_final_FINAL.zip0%
x
ON THE LINE0pts
Free to play. Expensive for your ego.

“It worked yesterday.”
— every IT department, ever

EJECT / SNDK
CA0x0